rum:
“why is dongcopter in every pornhub screenshot
”

rum:

why is dongcopter in every pornhub screenshot

(Source: tempus----fugit, via ruinedchildhood)

itsdrickibytch:
“ hennessyandmelanin:
“ when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin.
”
The accuracy in the caption is amazing
”

itsdrickibytch:

hennessyandmelanin:

when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin. 

The accuracy in the caption is amazing

(Source: wordonrd, via ugly)

sex scenes in fanfiction be like

bigbardafree:

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(via becausemanson-deactivated201811)

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

(via blackcoffeecastle)

fysw:

“Kneeling and chatting with BB-8, the pilot was nodding at something the droid was saying. It took him a moment to look up and glance to his right. The expression on his face when he recognized Finn was no less astonished than that of the ex-trooper. Smiling, he rose and gestured as Finn continued toward him. For a moment they just stared, each overwhelmed to find the other alive. Finn could only shake his head in wonder.”

(via captain-flint)

xeppeli:
“ redheartgrenade:
“ xeppeli:
“ redheartgrenade:
“ omgtsn:
“ apple breaks up fight between two magnets
”
its just played backwards
”
your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist
”
it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me...

xeppeli:

redheartgrenade:

xeppeli:

redheartgrenade:

omgtsn:

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

its just played backwards

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

(via shadyhouse)

(Source: northgang, via surprisebitch)

agendergoldfish:

i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,

(Source: goshparticle, via ruinedchildhood)

rootbeersweetheart:

marauders4evr:

“I want an Elsa with dark skin.”

So, you want her to look like Katara?

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“I want a more realistic relationship between Elsa and her sibling.”

You mean like the realistic relationship between Katara and her sibling?

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“I want more scenes where Elsa learns how to control her powers.”

You mean like how we saw Katara go from being an amateur to practicing, working hard, and becoming a master?

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“I want scenes that prove that Elsa’s a feminist icon.”

You mean like how Katara literally fought the patriarchy?

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“I want-”

Katara.

You want Katara.

Katara.

Long story short, watch Avatar the Last Airbender instead of Frozen

(via allantruong)

sykwalkers:

Like my father before me.

(Source: darthsbinks, via doesyourmotherknowthatyoureout)